this year i got a girlfriend, a job, and a cat
wtf did you do with your year
Things that are wrong with my life:
-I’m not doing so well in school
-Still 9 more months until my girlfriend and I will no longer be “long distance”
-I smoke too much ugh
-I eat too much I’m like clinically obese omg
-I sleep too much yet too little idk
-I work too much for minimum god damn wage
-Everything except my girlfriend and my cat
-I hate everything and everyone
my girlfriend, to her cat
You get one lick of ranch, make it a good one!
I WANT A SCOTTISH FOLD LITERALLY SO BAD
(Source: pugking, via landoflesbians)
I would read my textbook but I do not want to disturb my precious kitty cat. (Taken with Instagram)
these past couple days have been crazy
so wednesday night my mom kicked me out of the house because she got pissed i had a cat and said “don’t come back until you get rid of the cat”
and i was really upset and started crying and shit and called my girlfriend and we decided i’d come over in the morning and that they would be able to take my cat until i move back to columbus
and i needed something to do in the middle of the night so i picked up my best friend and drove around with another friend and smoked a couple bowls and drove around all night
and when 6 am rolled around i headed off to my girlfriend’s house with my kitty cat
we went to mcdonald’s breakfast and then she cuddled me while i slept all day and then we went to the mall and we went swimming and then i was like I’M TOO TIRED TO DRIVE HOME, I’LL DIE and she was like “ya know what babe, you should get a hotel room, ya know, i’m just looking out for your best interests here..” so yeah i got a hotel room and it was only $30 and it wasn’t that bad of a room for real and so we smoked and went in the room and went bible-dipping and learned some scary shit about our future and we watched chelsea lately and then fucked for 3.5 hours
but i’m home now so i should sleep i’m so tired omg
too long, didn’t read? : thanks mom for kicking me out of the house so i could have sex
me and my new baby kitten, Mila, named after Mila Kunis (duh)
come on guys give me notes it’s a cat on tumblr
