so i ordered some sex toys off of adam and eve
they come with a free mystery gift
THE FREE MYSTERY GIFT IS VIBRATING COCK RINGS WTF ARE LESBIANS SUPPOSED TO DO WITH COCK RINGS
idk they could be decorations i guess
like a christmas ornament
yes i will use them as christmas ornaments.
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I am sooo getting cock rings for my tree now :P That and a dildo, everyone loves dildos… maybe an edible one…
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I don’t know who you are, but I love you.
memphis-may-fuckyou said:
And then I realized that there are some things people dont put on facebook that you weren’t ready to find out on tumblr.
(Kidding, why would I care?)
I’LL TAKE THEM!
(again, kidding)
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