April 2012
If your last name is Cok, I will fucking pronounce it as "cock".
I don’t give a fuck if it sounds like “coke”, especially because I don’t like you.
What's your major and area of study?
I’m majoring in Psych…thinking about switching to German, though. I have no idea what I wanna be when I grow up. Good thing I’m still a freshman. :\
ask me questions, because yolo
What are 3 random things that could describe yourself perfectly?
Oh goodness. Well there is no damn way I’d be able to pick 3 things to describe me perfectly, so I’ll just list three interesting facts:
1) atheist
2) gay
3) vegetarian
So, basically republicans hate me~
Buckeyes, take it to the hoop!
March 2012
- AP student: I'm in so many AP classes
- AP student: they're advanced placement
- AP student: that's what "AP" means
- AP student: so that means I'm really smart
- AP student: AP courses are college-level courses
- AP student: I was in my AP classroom with my AP classmates today
- AP student: because AP
Why do I suck so much at confrontation?
When I’ve been wronged, I know it. But I make up excuses for the person that wronged me, in attempt to convince myself that confrontation is not necessary.
When it comes to confrontation, I might as well have some social disorder.
flirt with my girlfriend and I will kill you.
If you think a woman breastfeeding in public is nasty or lewd, you need to get over yourself.
It’s a very natural part of life.
YOU eat in public, don’t you? And probably a lot less discreetly than most nursing mothers. And if YOU wouldn’t want to have to eat in a public bathroom or dressing room, why should a baby?
Seriously, the fact that this is even an issue really annoys me.
- cookie package: DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH
- me: nods understandingly as i eat the raw cookie dough
“To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.”
—The Smiths
luke skywalker’s a skywalker because he walks on rainbows naked and shits butterflies and waves both of his lightsabers around
