i'm getting there

If you tip me partly with lots of change I’m not even mad cuz it goes straight into my box of emergency money I’m up to like $100 in change at least hell yes

So glad to be back at work!! Got 41 hours this week, holy balls. Let the tips begin.

No money for pints at the bar we fill our backpacks full of pabst oooh under the table we fill our glass

So last night I used the touring bassist for cute is what we aim for’s cigarette to light mine cuz I didn’t have a light. Omg they put on a great show. Videos later ugh I was so close to the front

I fucking hate you so much holy shit hope you guys are in love cuz u are both awful people and u have the tiniest dick ever bye

Feels so good to be back in Columbus. Home sweet home. Seeing cute is what we aim for today :)

illea:

you guys all think that canada is so innocent but in grade one i had a geography teacher with three fingers and he gave me a C because i pronounced Kenya differently than him and when my mom reported it to the office we found out that he wasn’t even supposed to be teaching at my school he was literally some stranger who wandered in

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

chickensandwich:

i need to clean my room but what’s the point we all die anyway

zen-child:

I honestly think that crying over a book is one of the most prominent sign of compassion for humanity. You’re crying over someone who isn’t really there, doesn’t really exist, but you still feel for them as if you have known them your entire life.

There is nothing that pisses me off and scares me at the same time like my stepfather’s fucking driving. I swear to god he can’t go a solid minute on the highway without running over reflectors. He never fucking uses his turn signal when he changes lanes either. So much for getting sleep on this drive.