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I need to remember

that two shots of 80 proof is 4shots of 40 proof
Ok
Especially at my aunts 40th bday

ALWAYS wanted one of these chairs. ALWAYS.

(via insidefishsticks)

Me: Oh my god. My period is late.

Me: AM I PREGNANT?

Me: Wait...

Me: Still a lesbian.

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.

Me: Seems legit.

(via browndeer)

I just found a beautiful theme.

Come check it out/steal it if you want. I’m in love. 

itssomethinglikesex:

this is me…all day every day..

itssomethinglikesex:

this is me…all day every day..