I need to remember
that two shots of 80 proof is 4shots of 40 proof
Ok
Especially at my aunts 40th bday
that two shots of 80 proof is 4shots of 40 proof
Ok
Especially at my aunts 40th bday
ALWAYS wanted one of these chairs. ALWAYS.
(via insidefishsticks)
Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a lesbian.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.
Come check it out/steal it if you want. I’m in love.
this is me…all day every day..